Terra's All-Climate Speakers Last and last and last

So a while back we're with Terra Speakers at a trade show and Will from their company and Zack from ours are talking. How can we show off that these speakers can really get their asses kicked by the weather? That this is made possible because they're made right here in the states, right here in Maine? That Terra knows rugged weather because Maine is rugged for 8 months out of the year?

That they're backed by a lifetime guarantee because of all this? This conversation may or may not have happened over some beers and it may or may not have led to burying a speaker in 300 pounds of ice and may or may not have led to us producing this shortie but goodie.